Before we get to today’s meat and potatoes, a little personal note. We have found a new place to live, (current landlord is getting a divorce and wants his house back), most of the money to facilitate the move, and I might have a shot at a radio gig soon. That said, I have one more pressing problem; I need some help this week packing for the move this coming weekend. If you are a beautiful, handy-around-the-house woman of any age with a strong back and a great sense of humour, email me at email@example.com. Also, men, boys, really smart raccoons, and robots from the future will be accepted as well. There will be beer, there will be some laughs, and, depending on my not-so-vast funds, either hot dogs or pizza. Seriously, anyone who knows how to pack a box and tape that sucker shut is welcome to email me. Just packing, no heavy lifting. Hope I hear from you. And now, our regularly scheduled column….