Segarini delivers Another Message From Bob

Bob and Vanilla Cone

Once again, I must move my column(s) (this time to Friday) due to unexpected problems.

No…the dog did not eat my homework…I don’t even own a dog…at least, not anymore. The delay this time was caused by….

04. Bobby and Spotty 1950

A. Bad handwriting or Misunderstanding

B. Government Bureaucracy

C. Returning Phone Calls/Returned Phone Calls/Waiting For Phone Calls to Be weaselReturned

D. Somewhere…A Weasel

E. Not Enough Hours in the Day

F. …Too Many Ellipses….

G.Manifest Destiny

H. The Growing Threat of Unpopable Corn

I. Fear of Kale

J. The Rise of the Far Middle

K. The Continuing Popularity of Conclusion Jumping

bicyclistL. The Shortage of Tin Foil Hats

M. The Bicycle Terrorists

N. The Spread of Kardashians

O. The Resurgence of Jello

P. Testicular Braggarts

Q. The Introduction of the Electric Spoon

rotary cell phoneR. The Overuse of the Word ‘Trending’

S. The Need for Not-So-Smart Phones

T. Himacanes and Herstorys

U. Non Greeks Setting Cheese On Fire

V. Broccoli Burgers

W. Born Again Christian Slaters

X. Vaping Pulled Pork

Y. Hair Ball and Dust Bunny Infestations

Z. The Annual Champions of Mediocrity Race to Crap

Jumping_into_the_black_hole

See you on Friday…bring a side dish, dessert, alcohol, or comestibles…and don’t forget to look both ways when crossing your fingers.

Thank You.

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Any Questions or comments, please write them in the Comment Section below.

Your Comments Are Welcome

Segarini’s regular columns appear here whenever Chewbacca sheds. 

Contact us at dbawis@rogers.com

dbawis-button7giphyBob “The Iceman” Segarini was in the bands The Family Tree, Roxy, The Wackers, The Dudes, and The Segarini Band and nominated for a Juno for production in 1978. He also hosted “Late Great Movies” on CITY TV, was a producer of Much Music, and an on-air personality on CHUM FM, Q107, SIRIUS Sat/Rad’s Iceberg 95, (now 85), and now publishes, edits, and writes for DBAWIS, continues to write music, make music, and record.

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