Bob’s All You Can Eat Stream of Consciousness Buffet

I shall neither dilly nor dally…the game is afoot….

Into each Spring, some Summer must Fall. Fuck Winter

Calling President Testes a Lying Sack of Shit is disrespectful of the Sack

Any Red-Blooded 19 Year Old Boy who disliked being kissed by Katy Perry is not going to be kissing girls. Ever.

Home Fries are just Hash Browns made by people too lazy to complete the process

Where the fuck was Aquaman when Ted Kennedy drove off the Tallahatchie Bridge?

Dogs deserve more than Minimum Wags

Potatoes are the best thing next to steaks

Women and men who are married to Vegans must be horribly frustrated

Dance like no one is on fire. If someone is on fire, put them out or run, but dance? Not an option

The occurrence of men being bobbited by women during a full moon or when Mercury is in Retrograde seems suspiciously low

No Shoes, No Shirt, No Pants, No Service…show up naked for your physical if you’re ever drafted.

An obsession with Classic Rock stunts your musical growth

If your opinion needs validation, you don’t actually have one

Santa, The Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, and Jesus, welcome The Brains of the Current American Government to the fold

Ferengi ear worms must be HUGE

Did PitBull make a deal at the Crossroads?

If you are going to Hate, do it with love

Life is simple, some People live to complicate it

There is enough drama in the world without you creating any

You have to be strong to be weak

Money can’t buy you love, but it can buy you lunch

If you need proof that we occupy a very low rung on the evolutionary ladder, watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians


Bears Repeating….

The Genius of Corporate Greed….

The Real Reasons the MAJOR Labels are No Longer MAJOR –Wherein a series of memos explains the current state of radio and the records you hear on it…and why the Indie Industry is flourishing.


Segarini’s regular columns appear here because the Saturday Evening Post no longer exists

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dbawis-button7giphyBob “The Iceman” Segarini was in the bands The Family Tree, Roxy, The Wackers, The Dudes, and The Segarini Band and nominated for a Juno for production in 1978. He also hosted “Late Great Movies” on CITY TV, was a producer of Much Music, and an on-air personality on CHUM FM, Q107, SIRIUS Sat/Rad’s Iceberg 95, (now 85), and now publishes, edits, and writes for DBAWIS, continues to write music, make music, and record.

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