I just want to walk right out of this world,

coz everybody has a poison heart

(Dee Dee Ramone, Daniel Rey)

Time to go listen to “Wart Hog” again…
(musician-actor-fan Robbie Rist)

His speech was inarticulate;

His songs were not

(Carl Cafarelli, “This Is Rock ‘N’ Roll Radio”)

Dee Dee was the most important musician in the history of punk rock,

and probably the most overlooked

(John Holmstrom, editor/publisher of PUNK Magazine)

September 18th of this year would have been – should have been – Douglas Douglas Colvin’s 67th birthday. So perhaps little really needs to be added at this point on how Dee Dee and his honorary brethren reshaped the whole gawddamn world (indeed, Yours Very Truly was but one of the supposed Blank Gen who, within twelve hours of his first Ramones concert, put a band and a fanzine together. I mean, Didn’t YOU?!!)

Yet all these decades later, with (punk) rock now routinely reduced to yet another noxious niche within the gigantic corporate crime-scheme of things, it does seem all too easy to forget the indelible impact those Ramones truly wrought upon a terrifyingly wide swath of humanity. Yes, their SOUND was forever first and one-two-three-foremost within their arsenal; but the band’s look, posture, taste, aroma and very thorn-in-the-craw omnipresence offered vital inspiration, and delivered desperately needed hope by the dumpster-load, to all of us who just refused to take Frampton Comes Alive or even Rumours lying down.

Lest we forget too that, within mere months of that first Ramones long-player, Paul McCartney finally discovered the overdrive position on his amp, half of Led Zeppelin and even The Who tightened up their pant-legs (not to mention song structures) considerably, and even the mainstream media itself was sufficiently baited to pounce upon what in retrospect we can see to have been the last great (Caucasian) threat to the melodic status quo.

No mean feats, were they, for four seeming Carbona-heads straight outta Queens. And with all respect due to Joey Ramone’s Brill Building-built genetic programming, it was in fact Dee Dee who, just as Dennis Wilson provided his Beach Boyhood musical family, gave the Ramones their identity, spirit, and snotty sneakered, black-leather credibility. As no less a kindred spirit as George Tabb of New York Press perfectly states, “Dee Dee was the bad-ass of the Ramones. The one who really took the drugs, sniffed the glue, hung out at 53rd & 3rd and WAS practically a teenage lobotomy.”

Plus, need we neglect, Dee Dee’s musicianship duly inspired all the coolest Fender far-from-Precision bassmen of the time, from Sid Vicious all the way on down to fellow budding Canuckrock scribe B. F. “Mole” Mowat (then skipping Kincardine & District Secondary whenever possible to swing the bottom end for a dorky ELO / Alice Cooper cover band). Why, even acclaimed Demolition Stringer Elena Skye, never once loathe to draw that simple pedal-to-the-floor connection between P-rock and Bill Monroe, admits to being “warped for life” after having first encountered the Ramones during her most impressionable dorm years: “I immediately cut my hair like Dee Dee’s, with the bangs and all. I put my mandolin away, bought a black Rickenbacker with black and white checker binding, lowered the strap so it hit my knees and didn’t look back for about twelve years!” But don’t just take it from these good folk: “I believe Dee Dee has influenced every kid playing bass that saw him perform,” as no less an expert on the subject as Johnny Ramone stated for the obitual record.

“I remember seeing the Ramones at the Bottom Line after Sire Records signed them,” recalls Ira Robbins, whose Trouser Press was essential in providing the band with early, pinpoint coverage. “It was their big up-from-the-underground-into-the-mainstream-light gig, and Johnny still had to tune Dee Dee’s bass for him – onstage! – after they came out. Now THAT’S the Real Deal, innit?” Yessir, hardly averse to being d-u-m-b whenever the situation warranted, Dee Dee employed his lowly four strings to replant an authentic, cranial-deep root back into the Rock and the Roll, while effortlessly penning several legendary additions to Pop music’s under-three-minute / less-than-four-chord canon along the way (“Rockaway Beach” alone must qualify the man for somebody’s Songwriters’ Hall of Infamy, no?)

As if this wasn’t all more than well enough already, in his latter post-Ramone incarnation Dee Dee gamely cut a few new albums, wrote a couple’a books, and was even beginning to delve into the finer graphic arts alongside longtime henchman Arturo Vega when his number cruelly cropped up. But right til the very sordid end he kept his instrument close to knees, and would never fear to strap it on whenever the call to provide some genuine R ‘n’ R arose within earshot.

Needless to add, Dee Dee forever remained the coolest-looking (and talking) Ramone by far, even as he and his brothers crashed their final socio-musical barrier to become inductees into that so-called Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame circa Spring 2002. Wearing an entirely Bowery-worthy wine-colored jacket, and fresh from hunting down Gene Pitney for an autograph backstage, Dee Dee confronted all of the industry’s most pseudo-powerful within the wholly inappropriate Waldorf Astoria that night, and as every true Ramone but Joey stood proudly alongside uttered these final, all-encapsulating words of characteristic rare, raw wisdom:


“Hi, I’m Dee Dee Ramone, and, uh, I’d like to congratulate myself, and thank myself, and give myself a big pat on the back. Thank you, Dee Dee. You’re very wonderful. I love you.”

Now, what more can one possibly add to that?


Gary Pig Gold


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DBAWIS_ButtonGary Pig Gold may have grown up in Port Credit, run away to Hamilton to join his first rock ‘n’ roll group, hung out with Joe Strummer on his first-ever night in the UK, returned to T.O. to publish Canada’s first-ever rock ‘n’ roll (fan)zine, run away again gary pig gpld facong leftto Surf City to (almost) tour Australia with Jan & Dean, come home again to tour O Canada with that country’s first-ever (authorized!) Beach Boys tribute band …but STILL, he had to travel all the way back to the USSR to secure his first-ever recording contract


  1. Saw Dee Dee and Joey walking down Castro Street back in the day. Ran up to Aquarius Records, bought Rocket to Russia, chased them down, backed them up against the wall at Walgreens to snap a photo (with an actual camera), and had them sign my album. Saw them four nights in a row at the Boardinghouse and twice at Mabu-hay-hey-let’s go-hey-hey-let’s go! Those guys were SO much fun.

    Nice write-up, Gary.

  2. Nicely done Gary. I saw them open for Iggy’s Lust for Life tour. I swear they played 40 songs during their 32 minute set!

  3. […] as not at all surprisingly the utterly unique sounds plus stylings of Pitney persist. Why, even Douglas Douglas Colvin was a lifelong fan(atic), deliriously happy to finally meet his idol Backstage at the Rock and Roll […]

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