LIVE A LITTLE, WATCH A LITTLE:Gary Pig Gold’s Top Ten Elvis Movies

In honor of The King and what could have been – what should have been – his 87th (!!) Birthday this month, may I suggest one and all hook to your platform of choice immediately to watch Any or All of…

1. ELVIS: THAT’S THE WAY IT IS  (dir. Denis Sanders, 1970)
The even bigger Comeback Special!

2. KING CREOLE  (dir. Michael Curtiz, 1958)
In which our hero was undoubtedly very well on his way to
establishing a bright, promising, positively fulfilling big-screen
career …until, that is, the U.S. Army (among other things) forever
derailed things.  

3. JAILHOUSE ROCK  (dir. Richard Thorpe, 1957)
No, of course Elvis didn’t “invent” rock ‘n’ roll. But he did invent
what it was to be a rock and roll STAR. And his choreography for
the title track alone absolutely led directly towards MTV …though,
as the saying goes, please don’t hold that against him. 

4. ELVIS ON TOUR  (dir. Robert Abel, Pierre Adidge, 1972)
If only for a certain hunka hunka shockingly “candid” footage
from the back of his limo …which I believe ended up in that
posthumous This Is Elvis doc instead.  

5. VIVA LAS VEGAS  (dir. George Sidney, 1964)
But! Am I the only cinéast out there who firmly believes Donna
“Elly May” Douglas played a much luckier leading Elvis lady in 
Frankie and Johnny than Ms. Olsson ever did in Vegas ??

6. GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS!  (dir. Norman Taurog, 1962)
Although it also delivered “Return to Sender,” for some reason it’s
one of these girls’ wholly Fellini-worthy “The Walls Have Ears
scene I keep rewinding back to.

7. EASY COME, EASY GO  (dir. John Rich, 1967)
Similarly, the “Yoga Is As Yoga Does” sequence remains as
utterly eye- and ear-boggling today as it must have played during
that otherwise supple Summer of Love

8. FUN IN ACAPULCO  (dir. Richard Thorpe, 1963)
This particular patently-packaged “Elvis travelogue” (as most of
his subsequent films would soon be categorized) I hold in a purely
sentimental soft spot as, double-billed with Follow That Dream –   
or was it Annette in Beach Party ? – my Cub Scout pack was
marched to the neighborhood B-movie palace to view as a
Christmas present late in ’63. 

9. PARADISE, HAWAIIAN STYLE  (dir. Michael D. Moore, 1966)   
Featuring [sic?] that bit with E.P. trying to pilot a helicopter
whilst feeding Bowser Biscuits™ to a herd of yammering pooches
…and Julie Parrish. Unless I’m imagining things. Hopefully
though, this wasn’t the day Herman’s Hermits, of all people,
visited the set.

10. DOUBLE TROUBLE  (dir., you guessed it, Norman Taurog, 1967)
No, this isn’t the one displaying twin Elvii courtesy of the miracle
of split screen (and blonde wigs). That’s Kissin’ Cousins. But
D.T. does contain Elvis’ appropriately back-o-the-poultry-truck
rendition of “Old MacDonald Had A Farm,” one of the stand-out
tracks on a favorite bootleg which decorum prevents me from ever
repeating the name of here.  


Gary appears here whenever he wants

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Gary Pig Gold may have grown up in Port Credit, run away to Hamilton to join his first rock ‘n’ roll group, hung out with Joe Strummer on his first-ever night in the UK, returned to T.O. to publish Canada’s first-ever rock ‘n’ roll (fan)zine, run away again to Surf City to (almost) tour Australia with Jan & Dean, come home again to tour O Canada with that country’s first-ever (authorized!) Beach Boys tribute band …but STILL, he had to travel all the way back to the USSR to secure his first-

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