If you understood the reference to the hall closet, you are a fossil like myself and ready for the wood heap. Better start taking Geritol again (the Stone Age’s answer to Centrum).
It is a strange world in which I find myself these days and not one I am particularly fond of, especially since supposed music lovers (and the media) have jumped on this covers/tribute thing like it is more than a fad (it isn’t, at least the way in which the music is being approached). I laugh— no, I guffaw— at the idea of bands bowing at the feet of other bands, thinking that signs of obeisance gives them any kind of credibility in the real world of music and musicians.