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Bob Blames Assholes and Morons for Everything …and Tried to Warn You in 2013

Posted in Opinion, politics, Review with tags , , , , , , , on January 18, 2019 by segarini

A Message from Bob – This was originally written in 2011 or 12. This is an updated version from 2013. I believe these are the things that finally delivered President Stoopnagle and his like-minded skid marks around the world to power, and they have become a combination of shingles, rectal itch, hives, projectile diarrhea, herpes, yeast infections, snot-in-your-mustache, and that white foam that appears in the corners of your mouth when you’re tweaking. It is these “leaders” who have let the dogs out.

Why am I reprinting this today? …Because I am tired of having to shower to wash off the slung mud, ill informed babble, and negative angry horseshit every single time I read my Facebook Newsfeed. (…and I had sheepishly changed Assholes and Morons to Asshats and Headcases when this originally ran…I am no longer sheepish, and let’s be honest …assholes and morons are what they are.)

If it wasn’t for Roxanne Tellier and a few others, I would just give up and shit the bed like so many are doing already.

Maybe I’m just in a bad mood and had to climb up on my soapbox/high horse, and let it all out, and I apologize if you think I’m preaching, but I’m not…I’m just sick of all the bullshit. This column still speaks for me, still says what I feel needs to be said again.

You can read this or not. Please leave a comment at the bottom of the column if you do.

I love you either way….

Part Two of The Wackers will run on Monday

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Bob explains The Cheeto-Stained Ferret-Wearing Shitgibbon and the Hordes of Darkness

Posted in Opinion, Review with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on July 22, 2016 by segarini

 

Bob and the Shitgibbon

The Shitgibbon is not The problem. The Hordes of Darkness are The Problem.

It just took them this long to find someone as incompetent, ill-informed, addle-brained, self absorbed, graceless, clueless, and morally corrupt as they are, who is willing to lead them in their war against common sense, reason, tolerance, progress, and humanity.

…and by “lead”, I mean “used” to further the insanity the Hordes of Darkness have embraced.

If only Orkin had a spray for these pests….

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