A Message from Bob – This was originally written in 2011. This is an updated version from 2013 updated yet again in January of 2019. I believe these are the things that finally delivered President Stoopnagle and his like-minded skid marks around the world to power, and they have become a combination of shingles, rectal itch, hives, projectile diarrhea, herpes, yeast infections, snot-in-your-mustache, and that white foam that appears in the corners of your mouth when you’re tweaking. It is these “leaders” who have let the dogs out.
…and here we are still, hopefully working toward a miracle on November 3rd, 2020, that at least, could put us on a path of healing and repair. And all the while, the Assholes and Morons continue to erode what’s left of decency and common sense.
Why am I reprinting this today? …Because I am tired of having to shower to wash off the slung mud, ill informed babble, and negative angry horseshit every single time I read my Facebook Newsfeed. (…and I had sheepishly changed Assholes and Morons to Asshats and Headcases when this originally ran…I am no longer sheepish, and let’s be honest …assholes and morons are what they are.)
If it wasn’t for Roxanne Tellier and a few others, I would just give up and shit the bed like so many are doing already.
Maybe I’m just in a bad mood and had to climb up on my soapbox/high horse, and let it all out, and I apologize if you think I’m preaching, but I’m not…I’m just sick of all the bullshit. This column still speaks for me, still says what I feel needs to be said again.
You can read this or not. Please leave a comment at the bottom of the column if you do.
I love you either way….
Part Two of The Wackers will run on Monday
Segarini: Don't Believe a Word I Say 