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Bob Presents E. Ray Pancake’s Fake News, Bullshit, and Out and Out Lies

Posted in Opinion with tags , , , , , , , , , on July 6, 2018 by segarini

Hi.

I’m Bob.

…and being Bob and of a certain age, I must be honest and let you know that because of the heat I am unable to type very much due to a little known condition called “Beckett’s Wobble Fingers”, brought on by the bones in my fingers turning to a rubber-like substance due to eating too much Play Doh as a child. The heat triggers it and I am unable to push down on the keys of my keyboard because my digits are too soft to push hard enough to make them click and form words with letters. This intro is being typed by my housekeeper and care-giver, Dorito Espenoza, a woman who has served my family since the unfortunate events of June 14th, 1946.

Without further ado, Here’s E. Ray…and Senor Bob, you owe me extra for typing this. Stiff me this time, and I will pour red ants in your underwear drawer again….

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Bob Breaks a Promise for Reasons….

Posted in Opinion, Review with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on February 23, 2018 by segarini

Once again, I have been reminded that Life, that Wacky lottery win we are currently sharing with 7 Billion or so other lucky human beings (Lucky, because we are not currently alive as slugs, bugs, skunks, mold, or the NRA’s current yeast infection, Dana Loesch), and have been detoured from my original plan, the Alphabet Soup – Food Edition that everyone is just sooo excited about. I am afraid I must disappoint…again.

I am not going to make excuses or whine, or lie, or simply hide under the bed with a stack of comic books and a bottle of Mr. Happy’s Bonafide Bourbon like I used to, but I will tell you this….

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Segarini – Stopping the Stupid

Posted in Opinion with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on August 24, 2015 by segarini

Bob and Vanilla Cone

“Seriously…forgive me…but you know that meme that says, “Stop Making Stupid People Famous”? Well, a GREAT many of us are the Stupid People who are responsible for all the famous Stupid People. Sorry….”

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Segarini – Another Monday Filler (Which Started Out as Last Friday’s Column, Then Became Last Monday’s Filler, Which is Now This Friday’s Column), which is about Politics. Don’t Ask….

Posted in Opinion with tags , , , , , , , on August 7, 2015 by segarini

22. Bob on a bar stool

Once again, I spring to the aid of an abandoned Monday…also…to atone for missing my deadline for Friday because, Bob. With Doug Thompson, Gary Pig Gold, and Darrell Vickers wrapped up for the month of July, it has again fallen to me to provide read-y things for the last Monday of the month. I endeavor to do so with another Monday Filler. …and what, exactly, is a Monday Filler? Well, this month, it is this…

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