At one time, Andrew and I had been minorly represented by Lawrie Rotenberg – an almost legendary Canadian agent. He couldn’t find us work to save his life – but he did once keep us waiting so long outside his office that Andrew’s MG got towed. It required a king’s ransom to retrieve his car from a barb-wired vehicle encampment under a freeway overpass – a ransom we did not possess because we were being semi-represented by Lawrie Rotenberg. And so, the only Canadian representation we’ve ever managed to semi-secure actually cost us money.
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Darrell Vickers – Ted Zeigler Part 9: Stories and More from ‘84
Posted in Humour, life, Opinion, Review, Television with tags Bob Segarini, CBS, Darrell Vickers, DBAWIS, Don't Believe a Word I Say, Rodney Dangerfield, Ted Zeigler, ToddThicke on February 15, 2022 by segariniDarrell Vickers – Have Mercy Part 2 – There Is No Easy Way from the Earth to the Stars
Posted in Opinion, Review, Television with tags Andrew Nicholls, Bob Segarini, CBS, Comedy, Darrell Vickers, DBAWIS, Don't Believe a Word I Say, Have Mercy, Heather Locklear, Hollywood, Larry Hagman, Malibu, Pilot, Television, Teri Hatcher, Tim Flack, Toronto on November 24, 2020 by segariniBack to the Future:
As Part Two of the Have Mercy saga commences, Larry Hagman was still tethered to our plucky little pilot. The outline had been okayed and fluffy-fluffy joy-joy was falling down upon the land like the screaming Wallendas, but now we had to actually write this sucker. All things being considered, pounding out 40-odd pages of funny shouldn’t really have been that much of a biggie. Andrew and I had written other pilots. Egad, we’d cranked out about a dozen of them in the previous year but there was something disquietingly different about this pile of paper and ink. Perhaps we were just tired from a non-stop year of wearing out typewriter ribbons. Perhaps it was little Davey mouth-breathing down our necks with his inane suggestions and dicta. For some reason, the all-important first major scene was not rolling out like Gene Simmons’ tongue at a Kiss concert.
Bob Updates the 50th Anniversary Beatle Tribute – New Videos
Posted in music, Opinion, Review with tags CBS, Cherry Cola's, DBAWIS, Don't Believe a Word I Say, music, music videos, Records, The Beatles, The Beatles 50th Anniversary Tribute, Updated 2019 on October 27, 2019 by segariniIf you really want to enjoy this column, I suggest you take the time to read these two first. Written originally in 2010 for FYIMusic, and reprinted here in DBAWIS in April of 2012, these two columns are part of a series called “When Radio and Records Ruled the World”.
Chapters 7 and 8 will help you understand what was going on at the time of the Beatles rise and a bit beyond…and why I was less than thrilled with what the Grammy Organization and CBS did with their legacy last night.
Segarini: When Radio and Records Ruled the World Part 7 – The Invasion Begins…
Segarini: When Radio and Records Ruled the World Part 8 – “Don’t you ever sleep?…and get a haircut!”
The Segarini Band vs The World
Posted in Opinion, Review with tags Bomb Records, CBS, Cherry Cola's, Clay Harding, DBAWIS, Demmis Taylor, Don't Believe a Word I Say, Hurricane McLean, Maple Leaf Gardens, music, music videos, Ontario Place, Records, segarini, Teenage Head, The Segarini Band, Toronto, Vancouver on August 7, 2017 by segariniOriginally posted April 3rd, 2011….
Being in a rock band can be fun, rewarding, stimulating and an adventure. It can also be tedious, frightening, life threatening, and rife with danger. No matter how well you plan, no matter how prepared you are, there are forces at work which will occasionally just fuck you up. Sometimes, it can be someone who is a stranger, or worse, someone in the support system of the band who causes the problems. Sometimes…it can be you…and when I say you, I mean me.
Roxanne Tellier – Sax and Violins? Never mind ….
Posted in Opinion, Review with tags #Brexit, #Regrexit, Bell, Bob Segsrini, Buzzfeed, Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, CBS, DBAWIS, Disney, Emily Litella, Fairness Doctrine, GE, Gilda Radner, Huffington Post, IPSO, media oligopoly.Canada, Newcap, News Corp, Quebecor, Rogers, Roxanne Tellier, Rupert Murdoch, Sax and Violins, Shaw, Time-Warner, Viacom, Vice, Washington Post on July 17, 2016 by segariniWhen I was a kid,my parents read the paper after dinner, and they were not to be disturbed while they did. It was important that they read the news, because otherwise, how would they know what was going on in their neighbourhood, their city, their country, or their world? The paper told you what you needed to know … and you believed it.
Roxanne Tellier Last One Out, Turn Off the Lights
Posted in Opinion, Review with tags Alberta, Bob Segarini, Brent Hultquist, Brian Masse, Canada, Canwest, CBS, Comcast, cream, David MacMichael, DBAWIS, democracy, Dennis Miller, Disney, Don Wanagas, forbidden foreign ownership, Freedom of Speech, Gin Bourgeois, Golden Tree Asset Management, JaceTraz, James Rooke, Jansen Richard, Jeff Healey, journalists, KarolyneLaFortune, leMeow, Mel Lastman, News Corp, newspapers, Only Café, Ottawa, Pat Blythe, Paul Godfrey, Postmedia, Quinns, Relish, Roxanne Tellier, Sam Taylor and the East End Love, Snow, Sun Media, Thomas Richard MacGillivray, Time-Warner, Toronto Sun, United States, Viacom, Voice of the People, Who, Winter on February 7, 2016 by segariniThe Canadian relationship with winter and snow is a lot like marriage; some love it, and look forward to their time together. Others tolerate winter, but spend a lot of time apart during cold patches. Still others grumble, but it’s a loving martyrdom that takes the good (skiing) right along with the bad (shoveling.)
Roxanne Tellier – Who’s Sorry Now?
Posted in Opinion with tags . Livestrong Foundation, Anne Frank Museum, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Australia; Argentine, BBC, Belieber, Benetton, Beyonce, Bill Clinton, Bob Segarini, Brazil, Buenos Aires; Los Angeles, California, Calvin Klein, Canadians, CBS, Chicago Blackhawks, Chris Daughtry, Comedy Central, David Letterman Kobe Bryant, DBAWIS, Don't Believe a Word I Say, Germany; Miami, Grey Cup, Holocaust, Instagram, John Mayer, Jonah Hill, Justin Beiber, Justin Timberlake, Kanye West, Katy Perry, Kristen Stewart, L.A, Lance Armstrong, Madonna, Maria Shriver, Molly, MTV, MTV Video Music Award, Nipplegate. Janet Jackson, One Direction, Oprah Winfrey, Orlando Bloom, Paula Deen, Pharrell Williams, Playboy Magazine, Prime Minister Stephen Harper, Roast, Rob Ford, Robert Pattison, Roxanne Tellier, schadenfreude, Scottsdale, Selena Gomez, Stanley Cup. NHL, Super Bowl, Taylor Swift, Tiger Woods, Time, Tour de France, Urban Dictionary, Viacom, YouTube on February 8, 2015 by segariniIs it just me, or does it seem like every week – every day, even – of 2015 to date has been rife with some new horror, political revelation, or scandal involving everyone from the guy on the street to a British royal?
Segarini: Kim Fowley Part Two – The King of Hollyweird
Posted in Opinion with tags All the Young Dudes, CBS, Cherry Cola's, CHUM FM, DBAWIS, Don't Believe a Word I Say, Gary S Paxton, Hollywood, Ian Hunter, Kim Fowley, L.A, Mars Bonfire, Montreal, music, music videos, radio, Records, segarini, skip and Flip, Stockton California, The Ritz Carlton, The Runaways, Titan, Toronto on February 6, 2015 by segariniPart One “A Hick in Hollywood” Can be found here.
America has always had a place in its fickle little heart for novelty songs.
Songs like (I’m) Henry the Eighth (I am) , Who Let the Dogs Out, and Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer are just a few you may be aware of, However, novelty songs go back a lot further than those three.
Segarini: The Beatles Tribute
Posted in Opinion with tags CBS, Cherry Cola's, DBAWIS, Don't Believe a Word I Say, music, music videos, Records, The Beatles, The Beatles 50th Anniversary Tribute on February 10, 2014 by segariniIf you really want to enjoy this column, I suggest you take the time to read these two first. Written originally in 2010 for FYIMusic, and reprinted here in DBAWIS in April of 2012, these two columns are part of a series called “When Radio and Records Ruled the World”.
Chapters 7 and 8 will help you understand what was going on at the time of the Beatles rise and a bit beyond…and why I was less than thrilled with what the Grammy Organization and CBS did with their legacy last night.
Segarini: When Radio and Records Ruled the World Part 7 – The Invasion Begins…
Segarini: When Radio and Records Ruled the World Part 8 – “Don’t you ever sleep?…and get a haircut!”
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Darrell Vickers: A Tale of Two Shities
Posted in Opinion with tags Bulagaria, CBS, Darrell Vickers, David Bowie, DBAWIS, Don't Believe a Word I Say, Indie Artists, Indie Music, Laura Jansen, napster, Partricia Vonne, Patricia Vonne, Radio Vickers, RIAA, Scouting for Girls, Television, the Kardashian Sisters, Time-Warner Cable on August 26, 2013 by segariniCorporate greed can be a very comical thing at times. Not when these soulless, maniacal money whores’ allow their unquenchable lust for gold to transmogrify into evil incarnate, of course. Certainly not when these insatiable, insensate, vulturine feeding machines get so avariciously engorged that all bonds of human decency snap like Walmart chair legs and they vomit blood and misery over everyone in their path. Recent history is replete with insidious incidences of these greenback gorgons happily committing acts of unmitigated commercial barbarism for the sake of expediency.