This week, in Ontario, the government decided to put the brakes on their re-integration plan to have us return to normal because the pandemic has decided to return for a victory lap. They shut down public spaces and gathering places like bars and restaurants because despite being told not to act like selfish jackasses scoring hookers and turning their livers in alcohol-filled swimming pools on the last night before their wedding day, idiots be idioting. Couple that with people marching in parades demanding that they have the right to be jackasses and endangering the health of everyone else and it seems our dear leaders had no choice.
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NOTHING WAS EVER NORMAL by Jaimie Vernon
Posted in COVID 19, music, Opinion, politics, Review with tags and The Lion King: The Musical, banks, Bob Segarini, DBAWIS, Don't Believe a Word I Say, Ford Econoline, Hockey Night In Canada, Idiots, IKEA, Jaimie Vernon, Les Paul, marching, music, Musicians, normal, pandemic, PSWs, real job, Schitt’s Creek, songs, songwriters, The Rolling Stones, Toronto, unemployment, Zeppelin on October 19, 2020 by segariniPeter Self Isolates and Shares His Thoughts
Posted in life, music, Opinion, politics, Review with tags "Aircrew Interview", "It Confounds The Science", "My Carona", "Ode To Joy', "Peninsula Seniors Out And About", "Smashing Hitler's Panzers", "The Song Of Roland", "The Sounds Of Silence", Anne Frank, Bach's Brandenburg Concertos 1-6, Beethoven's 9th Symphony, Claudio Abbado, Don't Believe a Word I Say, IKEA, Justin Trudeau, Pat Blythe, Peter Montreuil, Randy Rainbow, Robert Segarini, Roxanne Tellier, Steve Zaloga, Texas, The Battle Of The Bulge, The Parody Project, The Rotterdam Philharmonic Orchestra, Toronto, Vermont, Vivaldi, Washington D.C. on March 26, 2020 by segarini
I am sitting on my battered black Ikea couch, writing this week’s column a). Like so many of you, I am self isolating, driving the Cat nuts, but doing the right thing, at least in my mind. Very few people have any idea just how far this will go, but the ramifications are truly alarming, and only a complete fool would publicly voice their prediction (looking towards Washington D. C., I sadly shake my head.)
Roxanne Tellier – When Is A Lamp Just A Lamp?
Posted in Opinion, Review with tags anthropomorphising, anthropomorphization, Bible., Castaway, DBAWIS, Genesis, IKEA, lamp, Roxanne Tellier, Royal Horticultural Society, segarini, Supreme Being, Tom Hanks, Wilson on June 9, 2019 by segarini
Humans are incredibly narcissistic. At least one of the many writers of the Bible understood this when they wrote,
“Then God said, “Let Us make man in Our image, according to Our likeness; and let them rule over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the sky and over the cattle and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creeps on the earth.” God created man in His own image, in the image of God He created him; male and female He created them.”
Peter and the Story of Lois – Part 2
Posted in Opinion with tags Beer, Billy Joel, Bovine Sex Club, Boz Scaggs, Chattanooga Choo-Choo, Cherry Cola's, Chicago, CNE, CoCo, Darth, David Rourke, Don't Believe a Word I Say, earth wind and fire, Himalayan cat, IKEA, Louise Montreuil, Marlene Schuler, Pat Blythe, Peter Montreuil, Peter Mossman, Reg, Robert Segarini, St Michael's Hospital, Teresa Scott Coulter, Tim Hortons, Tova Feldschuh, Vader, Windsor on October 27, 2017 by segarini
It seemed like it took a week to do so, but the email finally loaded 😉.
Subject : Tova Feldschuh
Message: I miss you. Could we meet for coffee?
Segarini: Don't Believe a Word I Say 