In recent weeks I’ve seen many artists on social media whining for the millionth time about how to sell their wares/songs/nubile posteriors up the music industry food chain in the guise of a record deal or publishing deal or both. It’s not unexpected given the recent wholesale destruction of the live music scene globally due to the pandemic. Artists are finally starting to look under the couch cushions or Mom’s purse for loose change as a means of survival.
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LEARN TO WEAR THE SUIT by Jaimie Vernon
Posted in music, Opinion, Review with tags Arista, Beach Boys, Beatles, Beyonce, Bob Segarini, Bowie, Bro Country, BTS, Colonel Tom Parker, David Bowie, DBAWIS, Demi Lovato, Don't Believe a Word I Say, Elvis, Jackson 5, Jaimie Vernon, Lou Pearlman, Michael Buble, Osmonds, Paul Anka, Pink Adele, Rollermania, Selena Gomez, Shania, Tam Paton, The Bay City Rollers, The Guess Who, The Monkees, The Rubettes, The Shaggs, The Sweet, The Sylvers on October 26, 2020 by segariniJAIMIE VERNON: ARE YOU THE NEW JOHNNY BRAVO?
Posted in Opinion with tags Barenaked Ladies, Bay City Rollers, Bob Segarini, Brady Bunch, Canadian Music, David Bowie, DBAWIS, Don't Believe a Word I Say, entitled, Jackson 5, Jaimie Vernon, Johnny Bravo, Justin Bieber, making it, Michael Buble, Monkees, One Direction, publishing deal., record deal, Selena Gomez, Spice Girls, teen idol, The Beatles, The Guess Who, whiners on March 1, 2014 by segarini
In recent weeks I’ve been contacted by various music artists through various social medias (funny how the telephone is no longer one of them) to pick my brain for the millionth time on how to sell their wares/songs/nubile posteriors up the music industry food chain in the guise of a record deal or publishing deal or both.
It’s always in the form of sickly whining and the fetid scent of desperation wafts across the social media chasm with every single key stroke. “Why won’t anyone notice me?”
JAIMIE VERNON: ARE YOU THE NEW JOHNNY BRAVO?
Posted in Opinion with tags Bay City Rollers, Boy Bands, Brady Bunch, Brian Epstein, DBAWIS, Disney, Don't Believe a Word I Say, hipsters, Jackson 5, Jaimie Vernon, Johnny Bravo, Justin Beiber, Michael Buble, music, music publishing, One Direction, record deals, Records, Simon Cowell, Spice Girls, Teeny Boppers, The Beach Boys, The Beatles, The Monkees, The Osmonds, whining on March 2, 2013 by segarini
In recent weeks I’ve been contacted by various music artists through various social medias (funny how the telephone is no longer one of them) to pick my brain for the millionth time on how to sell their wares/songs/nubile posteriors up the music industry food chain in the guise of a record deal or publishing deal or both.
Segarini: Don't Believe a Word I Say 