Roxanne Tellier: Snow on the Rooftop, Fire in the Furnace

This must be a nightmare of a year for young weather forecasters. They probably get up in the morning, check a stone outside their front door to see if it’s wet, snowy or dry, and then fling a dart at a weather board, sobbing “Oh who cares what I say – it’s always wrong anyway. I’m never gonna finish paying off my tuition!”