Today I am pulling back the curtain to discuss my dealings with “smarter-than-I-phones”, as I call them. You may be amused (or sympathize).
When I first bought one, I famously said to the clerk ” I want a tin can on a string, without the string!” I had several bare bones format cellphones for the next number of years, and bought prepaid cards to use for calling. Inconvenient and frustrating at the best of times.
Segarini: Don't Believe a Word I Say 