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Segarini: A Midsummer’s Bitch and Moan

Posted in Opinion with tags , , , , , , , on July 13, 2012 by segarini

I am trying to quit smoking.

Partly because I should.

Partly because I want to.

And partly because cigarettes now cost more than a box of Fruit Loops and a quart of milk, and you can’t smoke them anywhere without risking pneumonia or heatstroke.

One of the reasons for this is straight from the Canadian Government’s crack You Can’t Raise Your Own Kids, Look After Yourself, Or Know What’s Good For You Without Our Help panel of suits, ties, and myopic visionaries.

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