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Bob’s News for Idiots

Posted in Fiction, life, Opinion with tags , , , , on July 17, 2020 by segarini

Day 16,285 of Writer’s block and counting the little tiny tiles on the bathroom floor ….

My Facebook news feed has convinced me …there are people dimmer than a one watt bulb out there, posting nonsense on Facebook, the likes of which have not been seen since Ralph Nader’s followers destroyed the Chevrolet Corvair with lies, stupidity, and false facts. Not since a vast number of people declared Classic Rock as the end all and be all of Musical Accomplishment. …and not since P Puff Diddy Daddy and Kanye West have become wealthy because of …well …damned if I know. So I have decided to share some ‘News’ and “Important Information” here for those of you who embrace the continued ‘belief’ that Hillary is Evil, Trump is Human, and Mitch McConnell is more than a varicose-veined, liver-spotted sack of rotting meat ….

Then again, I may just be in a REALLY REALLY REALLY Bad Mood.

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Bob Coughs Up a Short One

Posted in Opinion with tags , , , on October 4, 2019 by segarini

Hi there.

Remember me?

Sure you do, I’m the guy that repaired the roof on your yurt and taught your youngest boy to play catch with a bowling ball and an oven mitt. It’s not my fault he wasn’t wearing a helmet …I told him to wear a helmet.

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