I’m only half kidding when I say that I’m pretty sure we’ve been living in an alternate reality since 2008, created by firing up the Large Hadron Collider. What else could explain this bizarre branch of a timeline we’re currently experiencing?
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Roxanne Tellier – Mourning as Minnesota Burns
Posted in COVID 19, life, Opinion, politics, Review with tags Ahmaud Arbery, COVID 19, DBAWIS, Derek Chauvin, despicables, Eugene Robinson, Facebook, George Floyd, India, Joe Biden, Large Hadron Collider, Lincoln Project, Michigan, Minnesota, monkeys, Norman Rockwell, pandemic, Planet of the Apes, Roxanne Tellier, segarini, The Daily Show, TikTok, Trevor Noah, Twitter, Valley of Death, White House. Civil War on May 31, 2020 by segariniJAIMIE VERNON – THE BLURST OF TIMES
Posted in Opinion, Review with tags Back To The Future, Biff Tannen, Blurst of Times, Bob Segarini, Canadian, Canadian Music, candidate, cronie, DBAWIS, democracy, Democrat, DNC, Don't Believe a Word I Say, Donald Trump, Election, fiddle, Hillary Clinton, horse, Idiocracy, Jaimie Vernon, Kentucky Derby, McCarthy, monkeys, Montgomery Burns, Nero, Oompa Loompa, Republican, Richie Rich, RNC, The Donald, The Simpsons, Willy Wonka on November 12, 2016 by segarini
I’ve got nothing left. I’m spent. This week has been the tightrope shit-show from hell. As Montgomery Burns found out on ‘The Simpsons’ when he tried to get monkeys to type out the greatest novel of all time: “It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.”
Segarini: Don't Believe a Word I Say 