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JAIMIE VERNON – THE HOAX ON YOU

Posted in Opinion with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 27, 2013 by segarini

vernon_19972During the pant-wetting tumultuous anticipation of the imminent birth of the Royal Sperm Tumour this week I was informed via Twitter that the child would be named Spencer (in homage to Princess Diana Spencer). I posted on Facebook that that was okay by me as my grandfather was named Spencer (after his mother’s family). My Dad and my son’s middle names? Spencer. My Dad’s sister married a James Spencer.

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