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JAIMIE VERNON – THE BLURST OF TIMES

Posted in Opinion, Review with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on November 12, 2016 by segarini

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I’ve got nothing left. I’m spent. This week has been the tightrope shit-show from hell. As Montgomery Burns found out on ‘The Simpsons’ when he tried to get monkeys to type out the greatest novel of all time: “It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.”

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Bob explains The Cheeto-Stained Ferret-Wearing Shitgibbon and the Hordes of Darkness

Posted in Opinion, Review with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on July 22, 2016 by segarini

 

Bob and the Shitgibbon

The Shitgibbon is not The problem. The Hordes of Darkness are The Problem.

It just took them this long to find someone as incompetent, ill-informed, addle-brained, self absorbed, graceless, clueless, and morally corrupt as they are, who is willing to lead them in their war against common sense, reason, tolerance, progress, and humanity.

…and by “lead”, I mean “used” to further the insanity the Hordes of Darkness have embraced.

If only Orkin had a spray for these pests….

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