I’ve got nothing left. I’m spent. This week has been the tightrope shit-show from hell. As Montgomery Burns found out on ‘The Simpsons’ when he tried to get monkeys to type out the greatest novel of all time: “It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.”
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JAIMIE VERNON – THE BLURST OF TIMES
Posted in Opinion, Review with tags Back To The Future, Biff Tannen, Blurst of Times, Bob Segarini, Canadian, Canadian Music, candidate, cronie, DBAWIS, democracy, Democrat, DNC, Don't Believe a Word I Say, Donald Trump, Election, fiddle, Hillary Clinton, horse, Idiocracy, Jaimie Vernon, Kentucky Derby, McCarthy, monkeys, Montgomery Burns, Nero, Oompa Loompa, Republican, Richie Rich, RNC, The Donald, The Simpsons, Willy Wonka on November 12, 2016 by segariniBob explains The Cheeto-Stained Ferret-Wearing Shitgibbon and the Hordes of Darkness
Posted in Opinion, Review with tags 2016 Presidential Race, Assholes, Cherry Cola's, DBAWIS, Don't Believe a Word I Say, HOD, Idiots, politics, RNC, segarini, The Shitgibbon, Toronto on July 22, 2016 by segarini
The Shitgibbon is not The problem. The Hordes of Darkness are The Problem.
It just took them this long to find someone as incompetent, ill-informed, addle-brained, self absorbed, graceless, clueless, and morally corrupt as they are, who is willing to lead them in their war against common sense, reason, tolerance, progress, and humanity.
…and by “lead”, I mean “used” to further the insanity the Hordes of Darkness have embraced.
If only Orkin had a spray for these pests….