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JAIMIE VERNON – CEMETERY COP 2 – Chapter 6 (excerpt)

Posted in Opinion, Review with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on December 3, 2016 by segarini

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BILLY GOAT GRUFF
Billy was the security guard that trained me. I got to know him, not in person, but through his legend. When I worked, he was off, and vice versa, so we rarely ever crossed paths. Occasionally, he’d pop by on his day off to say hello to the staff, and would come around to see how I was doing. I was the newbie, and he wanted to make sure that a) the staff was treating me well, and b) that I wasn’t fucking anything up.
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JAIMIE VERNON – CEMETERY COP: SNEAK PEEK

Posted in Opinion, Review with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 17, 2016 by segarini

jaimie-vernon_viletones Here are a few more snippets from the upcoming ‘True Tales of a Cemetery Cop’ book. It will be released as a paperback and eBook on October 3. You can read the first four chapters here for free:
http://gwntertainment.wixsite.com/cemeterycop
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JAIMIE VERNON – CEMETERY COP: CHAPTER FIVE

Posted in Opinion, Review with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 10, 2016 by segarini

Jaimie Vernon_Viletones During the hiatus I published more chapters of my upcoming ‘True Tales of a Cemetery Cop’ book on my website. It will be released as a paperback and eBook on October 3. You can read the first four chapters here for free:
http://gwntertainment.wixsite.com/cemeterycop

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JAIMIE VERNON – CEMETERY COP: CHAPTER TWO

Posted in Opinion with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 20, 2016 by segarini

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For a year now folks on Facebook have been asking me to write a book about my work in a number of cemeteries. The process has begun. Last week, we shared Chapter One here in DBAWIS. This week we continue with the sneak preview. Here for your reading pleasure is CHAPTER TWO….

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JAIMIE VERNON – CEMETERY COP: CHAPTER ONE

Posted in Opinion, Review with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 13, 2016 by segarini

Jaimie Vernon_Viletones For a year now folks on Facebook have been asking me to write a book about my work in a number of cemeteries. The process has begun. Here for your reading pleasure is CHAPTER ONE….

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JAIMIE VERNON – WHEN I WAS HERE

Posted in Opinion with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 21, 2015 by segarini

Jaimie as King George

March 9th was an auspicious occasion. It was my sixth month as Verm Blart: Cemetery Cop and it would have been the 99th birthday of my maternal grandmother Marjorie Barker. As hard as it is to believe, these two things are connected. Bear with me and I’ll explain.

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JAIMIE VERNON – NINE LIVES

Posted in Opinion with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 20, 2014 by segarini

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I find myself at the front end of yet another re-invention of myself. When last I spoke of my day job I was driving automobiles for a subcontractor to one of Canada’s only two railroads. It wasn’t CN. The job nearly killed me. It was so labour intensive and the hours were so long that I actually don’t remember getting to or from work some days.

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