God, but I love Australia. I love the openness and the freedom and the idealism. I love their uniqueness— I mean, what other continents have such cool animals as the duck-billed platypus and kangaroo and koala. What other continent has the history, much of it forgotten outside that country’s boundaries— the penal colonies (Did you know that England sent their undesirables to the soon-to-be United States before diverting them to Australia? Colonies were colonies to those inbred bastards back then, eh?), the rabbit roundups (The newsreel clips are pure science fiction! Check out the little video I found on Youtube which highlights the problems of invasive species down under), the flying doctors, the centralization of schools. The Outback. Uluru (Ayers Rock to those outside Australia), The Great Barrier Reef.