Most people have the misguided, almost laughable-if-it-weren’t-so-cryable, perception that being a TV comedy writer is a glamorous occupation. Admittedly, if your definition of epic razzmatazz is living out your days staring at a computer screen and despising the entire universe then yes, by all means, we are up to our naughty parts in tinsel and glitter.
Oh sure, there have been a few fleeting nanoseconds that have come close to some sort of spellbinding glitz. I’ve been nominated for four Emmys. Lost each and every time. I guess that makes me the Buffalo Bills of comedy. There’s this
marvelous moment when you get out of the stretch limo in front of the Shrine Auditorium. At first, there’s an electrical surge of excitement that goes through the crowd which quickly turns to crestfallen bitterness when they realize that it’s only you. In that instant, you become the turd in the entertainment world’s punchbowl.
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