Geoff Pevere: Oscars; The Sunday Night Fright

For most of my life now, I’ve been developing strategies to ignore the Oscars. They haven’t worked. Each year, the event finds some way of negatively intruding upon my otherwise serene and peaceful existence. That’s why the question “Why do you hate the Oscars?” has always seemed to me to be beside the point. The real question is “Why does Oscar hate me?”