I became a professional scribe at the tender, pre-Tinder, age of 18. Since the halcyon days of my humble, date-free youth, words have fed my family and made it possible for me to accumulate a record collection that would sink most medium-size boats. While I have enjoyed an unreasonable amount of success through the decades, armed with only pen in hand and the dictionary in my head, in show business there is forever a micro-thin line between gainful employment and having to mug a giant-arrow-spinning condo clown for his Subway coupons. This is the harrowing, tongue-swallowing tale of how a couple of simple words almost cost me my entire Hollywood career, just as it was breaching the birth canal.
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Darrell Vickers – It’s Only Words: How Hollywood Made Me Thicke to My Thtomache
Posted in life, Opinion, Review, Television with tags Alan Thicke, Andrew Nicholls. Writing, Bob Segarini, Bruce Weitz, Comedy, Darrell Vickers, DBAWIS, Don't Believe a Word I Say, Eve Smith, Hollywood, KTTV, Oshawa, Television, Thicke of the Night, Toronto on July 21, 2020 by segariniDarrell Vickers – Thicke of the Night Part III – Dark Fantasy
Posted in Opinion with tags Alan Thicke, Darrell Vickers, DBAWIS, Don't Believe a Word I Say, Ernie DeMassa, Fantasy, Fred Silverman, Gilbert Gottfried, Johnny Carson, Richard Belzer, segarini, Television, The Tonight Show, Thicke of the Night, Todd Thicke on March 2, 2015 by segariniVery few enterprises begin their days with as much jocundity and hubris as Thicke of the Night at its inchoation. Fred Silverman’s latest blockbuster proclaimed itself to be a new and bold spring morning that would lead moribund late-night entertainment out of its dark and dreary winter. The talk show format had become stale and uninteresting. A pallid and tiresome visitor in the sexless bedrooms of America.
Darrell Vickers: Thicke of the Night Part Two – Location, Location, Location.
Posted in Opinion with tags Al Jarreau, Alan Thicke, Darrell Vickers, DBAWIS, Don't Believe a Word I Say, Gumby, KTTV television, Mike McManus, Oshawa, Patrick Carlin, segarini, Television, Thicke of the Night, Tony Rolletti on February 2, 2015 by segariniPart One can be found here.
When poised, teetering precariously on the very edge of a vast and black eternity, most of us will gaze back reflectively upon those pivotal moments in our brief time on this green Earth. The roads taken and the byways left untraveled. The friends made and the bastards who stole your girl. The victories briefly celebrated and the losses bitterly mourned and gone over and over and over again in your head until foul and ugly thoughts begin to rage like a demonic Jovian storm within you. Your cranial synapses start to explode like overcooked popcorn and all sense and reason is frantically cast aside as you are sucked down, flailing and screaming into a soul-shredding vortex of irreversible madness…but I digress.
Darrell Vickers: Planes, Damaged Brains and Automobiles
Posted in Opinion with tags Cecile Frenette, Darrell Vickers, DBAWIS, Don't Believe a Word I Say, Farting Through Nylon, Graham Haley, Haley’s Handy Hints, humor, KTTV, Rent-a-Wreck, segarini, Television, The Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson, Thicke of the Night, Wardair on November 26, 2014 by segarini“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.” If this were true, I would have been able to lift Kim Kardashian’s ass over my head with one hand by the time I had survived Thicke of the Night.