I continue to be in perpetual awe of human technology if for no other reason than it’s the dividing line between us and the rest of the animal kingdom except maybe cats who have been secretly running the planet for nearly 5,000 years without so much as giving us a heads up. Opposable thumbs have led us to more than just cracking coconuts open and banging rocks together in hopes of getting a record deal. Our search for knowledge fuels our desire to create better tools to obtain that knowledge faster so that we might then have more time to waste using time-wasting tools. It’s a perpetual cycle.
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TECHNOPHOBICA by Jaimie Vernon
Posted in life, Opinion, Review with tags bang the rocks together, bank transfers, Bob Segarini, Canadian Music, Cats, cellphones, DBAWIS, devices, Don't Believe a Word I Say, Douglas Adams, Encyclopedia Galactica, gadgets, gear, gear heads, gizmos, guitar, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Jaimie Vernon, obsolete, pedals, pencil sharpener, pyramids, Smartphones, tablet, technology on November 9, 2020 by segariniJAIMIE VERNON – I, ROBOT
Posted in Opinion with tags bang the rocks together, bank transfers, Bob Segarini, Canadian Music, Cats, cellphones, DBAWIS, devices, Don't Believe a Word I Say, Douglas Adams, Encyclopedia Galactica, gadgets, gear, gear heads, gizmos, guitar, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, I Robot, Isaac Asimov, Jaimie Vernon, obsolete, pencil sharpener, pyramids, Samsung tablet, Smartphones, technology on January 24, 2015 by segarini
I continue to be in perpetual awe of human technology if for no other reason than it’s the dividing line between us and the rest of the animal kingdom except maybe cats who have been secretly running the planet for nearly 5,000 years without so much as a word about it. Opposable thumbs have led us to more than just cracking coconuts open and banging two rocks together in hopes of getting a record deal.
JAIMIE VERNON – DIVINITY INC.: (Chapter 1, Part 1)
Posted in Fiction with tags 1928 Bugatti, 1994 VW Jetta, Aliens, Bob Segarini, Canadian Music, Creationism, DBAWIS, Don't Believe a Word I Say, Douglas Adams, Evolution, German engineering, God, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Intelligent Design, Jaimie Vernon, Mars, Monty Python, Mrs. God, Oort Cloud, Outlet Malls, Pearly Gates, Peeing Cherubs, Religion, Schrodinger's Cat, Scranton, St. Peter on May 3, 2014 by segarini
During another life – say, 14 months ago – back when I had spare time and the ambition to write every single day I did more than crank out a biography, a book of my blogs, and two 400 page music Encyclopedias. I also wrote fiction. Or attempted to. I’m currently working on a batch of short stories in a sci-fi vein. I am also a big fan of satire – mostly British and specifically that of Douglas Adams. He wrote several of the funniest, most irreverent books about the absurdity of life on this planet in the “Hitchhiker’s Guide To the Galaxy” five-part trilogy.
Segarini: Don't Believe a Word I Say 